TheBanyanTree: Sh*tstorm Report

[LaLinda]

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Hello.

Hello.

Good morning.

Good morning.  What are you doing?

Sitting here. Sitting here watching TV.

What's on?

Western.  What can I do you for?  Want to talk to the Missus? She's not 
in a very good mood, today.

(From the background:   YES I AM!

See, she's in a bad mood.

(Background, again:)  I AM NOT!

Noises as phone changes hands, then, very sweetly, "Hello?"



When I told this story at dinner, there was applause after "YES, I AM!"