TheBanyanTree: Today's amusing comment

[Woofie]

 Ahhh...it is a good thing that the news in our local rag is too
 depressing to read this am, because it means I am on hand to answer
 this complex and difficult question for you:)

 The answer is actually quite obvious!!

 The day you have a stomach stapling operation is the day you will be
 in stitches!!!

 W:)))

Saturday, November 6, 2004, 8:04:25 AM, Monique,
 wrote:

M> This morning, while standing in line to await the grand opening of yet
M> another monolithic REI, I overheard the following from the group behind us,
M> speaking of someone who'd lost weight:

M> "He's lost so much of his stomach it's not even funny!"

M> Can someone please tell me when something of this significance IS funny? I
M> mean, is there a certain point at which losing weight becames not a comedy
M> anymore, but is suddenly serious business? When does this happen? How many
M> pounds are there in the funny stage, and at what point does one cross over
M> into the not funny stage? 

M> I'd appreciate any info on this. I'm thinking of going on a diet, and I want
M> to know which part will have me in stitches, and at which point I'll have to
M> become serious, because I want to stop before then.

M> Monique



 




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