TheBanyanTree: LLL's CPAP

[Janie Rubin]

on 5/1/03 8:40 PM, paul at paul at remsset.com wrote:> -----Original
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> From: Monique Young
> Pros and Cons of the CPAP (listed in no particular order):
> 
> Great entertainment value for one's romantic partner.
> Imagine this: your loved one comes up behind you, murmuring sweet nothings,
> and you turn towards him eagerly . . . and the sight of that mask on your
> face causes the romance to dwindle down to a phantom of itself . . .

No, no, no.... Here's an even better one. Picture this if you will.... Both
you AND your bedmate wearing CPAP masks, hissing in unison.... Talk about
romantic! You haven't heard heavy breathing until you hear it stereo through
twin, matching CPAP machines! Gives a whole new perspective to the love
making experience. Guaranteed to prevent the kids from walking in on mom and
dad ever again without knocking. Not only will you SOUND like Darth and Mrs.
Vader, you can look like them too!!!!

J. in F.L.A.