TheBanyanTree: Window shopping for bike gear ='s stress relief.

Robin Tennant-Wood rtennantwood at gmail.com
Sat Jun 4 02:13:31 PDT 2016


Eeewwwww! I've been there with a German Shepherd - not pretty! And it's
just one reason why I like Yorkshire terriers! :-)
Hope everything is all clear now.

cheers!

Robin


On 4 June 2016 at 17:57, Sally Larwood <larwos at me.com> wrote:

> Oh Sachet!  I feel for you, and hold my nose for you. So glad it seems to
> be over, but I hope your own pain is gone soon too.
>
> Sal
> Sent from my mini iPad
>
> > On 4 Jun 2016, at 01:01, Barb Edlen <mountainwhisper at att.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> > My day began @ 3am, right after Jim left for work (of course 😬) with
> Dane diarrhea. At least she missed the carpet and rugs (the first time 😱
> ). Willow, oh Willow. 🙃
> >
> > Sooooooooo I gathered my wits and clean up gear around me and commenced
> to mop the floors clean with hot Pine Sol water and plenty of Vicks under
> my nose, candles lit, A/C on and a few strategic windows open. Good Lord
> Almighty, what a gross mess. Bless her stupid heart for eating the dang
> fermented grass clumps yesterday. Every mowing season we battle this with
> the dogs. They consider them a delightful delicacy for some insane reason.
> 😡☹️🙄😢
> >
> > I dosed her with Imodium and Pepto Bismal tablets, which
> thankyoubabyJesus work well for her.
> >
> > Three hours later, finally in bed for a few blessed hours of sleep.
> >
> > Then. We all wake up (I dose her again, because this ain't my first Dane
> diarrhea rodeo) and I am enjoying sipping my coffee when the horror begins
> yet again; only worse this time.
> >
> > She went to get a drink of water and had another accident all over the
> guest bathroom floor and the den carpet. You know, the BRAND NEW carpet
> that she so helpfully test barfed on two days ago. 🙄  Why is it always the
> new stuff that you naively hope can remain clean for oh, say, at least 6
> freakin' months??????
> >
> > I was shell shocked at that point. And already in so much pain from
> round one. But, ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Plus, Rambi would not stop
> walking thru the mess, because God forbid, he be kept from his food for any
> length of time. I could have gladly drop kicked him off the front deck.
> Aaaaaaaaagggggg!!!!!!! But, I gently picked him up (the heavy tubbo -
> because Jim kept over feeding the cats for several months 😩🤐) and shut
> him in our bedroom.
> >
> > Then, I regathered all my heavy duty cleaning supplies, got yet another
> glob of Vicks (Take stock in the company. You will reap dividends from my
> business alone. 🙄) and sanitized every blessed thing that needed it, plus
> an extra radius simply because I was so grossed out.
> >
> > Annnnnnnnd when I went to get the steam cleaner out of the closet,
> <sigh> I discovered that Jim had accidentally forgotten to empty the dirty
> water from it. You know, from a year ago? Can you spell R A N K? At that
> point I needed and wanted to scream. You know, one of those soul cleansing
> primal screams that lets at least some of the tension abate. But......1)
> Willow would have had yet another accident out of sheer terror and 2) The
> neighbor's down the road would have called the sheriff. And, although
> Haywood County deputies are super nice and very chivalrous, somehow I don't
> think they would have been willing to step into my personal poop hell to
> assist me. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😷🤐😱😱😱😱😱😱
> >
> > I had called Jim at 2pm and asked him to come home to help me. But, he
> couldn't leave work. Because, you know, the place would collapse into a big
> pile of 💩💩💩💩💩💩 if he dared to leave on time.
> >
> > He did manage to get home by 3:45 with the extra meds and plain canned
> pumpkin that I needed for Willow. And he willingly jumped into helping me
> clean and sanitize the steam cleaner.
> >
> > My house is so super clean!!!!!!!! And thankfully Willow has improved
> enough to be allowed some pumpkin (it helps with GI upsets) and rice this
> morning with no bad results. But, wow, my hip and Psoas muscle are killing
> me!!!
> >
> > I had such plans for today, too. I was going to ride Snowy into town to
> the sheriff's office to show my ID so they can finish processing my request
> for a gun permit. For target practice. For stress relief. For days like
> this. 😳🙄😊
> >
> > Que sera, sera. I'll just have to do it next week.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > My stress relief window shopping focus.
> > RSD Women's Riot Leather Jacket Black LG/Large 100% Satisfaction -
> Worldwide Shipping - Huge Selection
> >
> >
> >
> > ✿*゚‘゚・.。.:*
>



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