TheBanyanTree: Monique

[auntiesash]

And then the fine, civil people of the land turned off their loud, filth
spewing broadcasting devices.  Merchants found decent, edifying ways to
sell their goods.

Good, compassionate people (of all backgrounds and beliefs) stopped calling
each other names.  With compassion and pity, they turned away from adults
(of all backgrounds and beliefs) who screamed and yelled and threw temper
tantrums when someone disagreed with them.

Everyone went outside to enjoy the sunshine, without fear of violence,
oppression, mockery, hostility, and lies.  The people (of all backgrounds
and beliefs) realized that all the people (of all backgrounds and beliefs)
wanted to live happy, full, meaningful lives.

Bunny (of the fluffy persuasion) appeared, inexplicable, in the fields and
pudgy bluebirds (from the happiness party) whistled in all the trees.

Gotta love a good fairy tale...

On Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 10:58 AM, spoonoid <spoonoid at bellsouth.net> wrote:

> And when the long-winded and annoying caricature of a talk show host was
> banned from the land there was much rejoicing, and the king (for it would
> be a king, and not a queen) proclaimed it a holiday, and the people,
> downtrodden as they were, danced in the street all night long. In the
> morning, amidst the leftover confetti and beer bottles, they emerged into a
> bright shiny day, and all was well.
>
> M
>
> But wait! But wait! The King of the Land took a moment to consult his
> Constitution and re-read the First Amendment that granted his downtrodden
> people
> the rights to Free Speech, Freedom of Religion, Free Press, and other
> inalienable rights. The King was much chagrined to realize he didn't have
> the
> authority to ban an annoying, long-winded, caricature of a talk show host.
>  So
> he un-banned him with an apology. The glorious sun shone upon an even
> brighter,
> more shiny day.
>
>
> Later, John.
>
>
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: Monique Colver <monique.colver at gmail.com>
> To: A comfortable place to meet other people and exchange your own
> *original*
> writings. <thebanyantree at lists.remsset.com>
> Sent: Tue, March 6, 2012 12:01:59 PM
> Subject: Re: TheBanyanTree: Sluts, anyone?
>
> Oh, it's a story you want!
>



-- 
You are a fine person, Mr Baggins, and I am very fond of you;
    but you are only quite a little fellow in a wide world after all!”

“Thank goodness!” said Bilbo laughing