TheBanyanTree: Monique

[spoonoid]

And when the long-winded and annoying caricature of a talk show host was
banned from the land there was much rejoicing, and the king (for it would
be a king, and not a queen) proclaimed it a holiday, and the people,
downtrodden as they were, danced in the street all night long. In the
morning, amidst the leftover confetti and beer bottles, they emerged into a
bright shiny day, and all was well.

M
 
But wait! But wait! The King of the Land took a moment to consult his 
Constitution and re-read the First Amendment that granted his downtrodden people 
the rights to Free Speech, Freedom of Religion, Free Press, and other 
inalienable rights. The King was much chagrined to realize he didn't have the 
authority to ban an annoying, long-winded, caricature of a talk show host.  So 
he un-banned him with an apology. The glorious sun shone upon an even brighter, 
more shiny day. 


Later, John.




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From: Monique Colver <monique.colver at gmail.com>
To: A comfortable place to meet other people and exchange your own *original* 
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Sent: Tue, March 6, 2012 12:01:59 PM
Subject: Re: TheBanyanTree: Sluts, anyone?

Oh, it's a story you want!