TheBanyanTree: Surviving an Audit

[Monique]

Yes. I am on their payroll. And as usual, you saw right through me! Curses!

Monique Colver
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So if it's misspelled, blame autocorrect


On Feb 25, 2012, at 11:38 PM, Laura Hicks <wolfljsh at gmail.com> wrote:

> On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 1:56 AM, Monique Colver
> <monique.colver at gmail.com> wrote:
>>  The auditor told him to just keep doing whatever I told him
>> to do, and the client told the auditor, again, that I was the best
>> bookkeeper ever.
> 
> Oh, sure.  Next you'll be telling us that IRS officers are human. We
> know better, though.  We've been taught all our lives that IRS
> auditors are fire-breathing bastards with glowing red eyes and pointy
> tails, whose only purpose in life is to squeeze more money out of the
> poor suffering middle class, and it must be true, because it's what
> we've been taught.
> 
> Red-eyed, fire-breathing, pointy-tailed auditors do NOT care about breakfasts.
> 
> We can tell when you're pulling our tails.
> 
> -- 
> Laura
> wolfljsh at gmail.com