TheBanyanTree: We fire with impunity

[Theta Brentnall]

I wondered how long before you started getting resumes, Monique.  I'd 
hire Laura, if I was you.   I, on the other hand, am blissfully retired 
and will not be competing for the job.

Theta

Laura wrote:
> On 18 Mar 2008 at 12:48, Monique Colver wrote:
>
>   
>> Do not feel sad for little Susie. She's been trying to extricate herself
>> from this company for longer than I've worked here, for unknown reasons. And
>> I don't know if she's little or not, we've never met, and her name isn't
>> even Susie. She's older than I am, which is quite old indeed, and I'm sure
>> little Susie, or whatever her name is, will be quite fine.
>>     
>
> Sheesh.  Sounds like little Susie gave up a pretty cushie job.  You've never met her, and 
> she can work from home.  That means she pretty much always works from home.  Data 
> entry only?  No bookkeeping?  Hell's Bells!  I can do that!!
>
> Can I have little Susie's job, please?  I'd love to do nothing but data entry at home and *get* 
> *paid* *for* *it*!  I promise not to complain about not having enough to do.  I promise to 
> have all the work you do give me done on time or sooner.  And you'll never have to wonder 
> what I'm up to - just ask and I'll tell you.
>
> I am a damn fine employee, a fabulous data entry person, and I've got letters of 
> recommendation to prove it!
>
> So, to whom do I apply?
>
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