TheBanyanTree: We fire with impunity

[Laura]

On 18 Mar 2008 at 12:48, Monique Colver wrote:

> Do not feel sad for little Susie. She's been trying to extricate herself
> from this company for longer than I've worked here, for unknown reasons. And
> I don't know if she's little or not, we've never met, and her name isn't
> even Susie. She's older than I am, which is quite old indeed, and I'm sure
> little Susie, or whatever her name is, will be quite fine.

Sheesh.  Sounds like little Susie gave up a pretty cushie job.  You've never met her, and 
she can work from home.  That means she pretty much always works from home.  Data 
entry only?  No bookkeeping?  Hell's Bells!  I can do that!!

Can I have little Susie's job, please?  I'd love to do nothing but data entry at home and *get* 
*paid* *for* *it*!  I promise not to complain about not having enough to do.  I promise to 
have all the work you do give me done on time or sooner.  And you'll never have to wonder 
what I'm up to - just ask and I'll tell you.

I am a damn fine employee, a fabulous data entry person, and I've got letters of 
recommendation to prove it!

So, to whom do I apply?

-- 
Laura
wolfljsh at gmail.com