TheBanyanTree: Friday. 4:30 pm.

[Laura]

On Fri, Mar 14, 2008 at 7:44 PM, Monique Colver <monique.colver at gmail.com>
wrote:

> There is no answer for the dog with the cone on his head. At least none
> that
> a dog can understand. We hope that in time he'll forget what was done to
> him, and go on to lead a normal life, whatever that is. But for now . . .
> he
> must have help navigating the stairs, and throughout the house rings the
> sound of . . . CRASH!
>
As a vet tech with some experience in this matter, I suspect his real
question is, "Why do I have this cone on my head?  My butt hurts, too, but
why is this stupid cone on my head?  I wanna lick my butt, but I've got this
awful cone on my head!  Mom, could you please take this cone off my head so
I can lick my butt?"
Once his stitches come out so he can have the cone taken off his head, he
won't mind at all that the two dangly bits are gone.  :)

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Laura
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