TheBanyanTree: Tales of a Woodcat - Bobby Gale

[Roger Pye]

Monday morning Bobby Gale (not her real name) telephoned me. "I'm tired 
of being ripped off," she said. "All my life I've been taken to the 
cleaners by everyone, it's as if I have an illuminated sign flashing on 
and off over my head which says 'Meet Ms Gullibility - She'll Fall for 
Anything!'

"Who referred you to me?" I asked politely. I had discovered early on 
that politeness helps a great deal when one is an alternative healer 
particularly in bridging the gap between glazed eyes and understanding.

"C . . . . ," she answered. "I was receiving massage therapy and she 
said "Ring Woodcat on this number, he'll fix you up!"

There's confidence for you, I thought as we organised a time for me to 
visit her

Saturday afternoon:
"What exactly are you?" Bobby asked.

"I'm a Bio-Energetic Consultant, Geopathic Stress Specialist, Earth, 
Spiritual & Resonance Healer."

Duh - glazed eyes!

"Yeah, right - so what is it you do?"

"Work with and correct natural energies to help people. I'm 
clairsentient - that means I can read the physical and subtle energies 
of people and objects around me."

"And how's mine?"

"Could be better," I answered guardedly.

She nodded. "You can say that again . . . . ."

We got down to business. That first treatment session lasted four hours 
but most of it was Bobby telling me her life story. How long it took 
didn't matter - I don't charge by the hour like most healers do, just a 
standard $AUS55 per treatment. She had three major problems - unable to 
say 'No' to people (or being 'ripped off' as she put it), terrified of 
loneliness and of being alone (both of which she was currently 
enduring), and feeling cold all the time. People looked at her oddly 
when she turned up for work dressed in thick woollen clothing as she did 
every day (that explained why the heater was on when it was 29 degrees 
Celsius outside).

"Resonance Healing Therapy," she said. "What's that? C did explain but I 
didn't really understand."

"Each of us has our own resonance, a unique energetic frequency or 
vibration often called a signature frequency. Everything which happens 
to us has its own frequency. The frequencies which make us happy don't 
affect our resonance but the frequencies of bad things like disease, 
stress, emotional upset, disability and so on overwrite ours. I nullify 
these negative frequencies. This removes underlying conditions and 
restores the resonance to what it should be."

"How do you do it?"

"With a pendulum. Look, I'll show you."

I held the pendulum near to her. "First of all, it will read your 
negative frequencies." The pendulum began to rotate right to left 
(counter-clockwise); after a few minutes it slowed and changed to a to 
and fro swing. "Now it will mirror the frequencies and send them back to 
you." The instrument began to rotate in the opposite direction as I 
further explained what was happening . . . . .

Came the second treatment a week later. "Is it warmer today than last 
week?" Bobby asked as I realised the heater wasn't on.

I shook my head. "No, it was 29 C then, today it's only 22. Why?"

"I don't feel cold. In fact, I haven't felt cold all week."

Inwardly I cheered, knowing she wouldn't ever feel cold in hot weather 
again.

One problem down, two to go!

woodcat