TheBanyanTree: Ten Revelations

[Red Pepper]

1.  If you want to get green lights, try eating a salad sandwich while 
driving.
2.  Love comes when you least expect it and most need it, but the method 
and source are up to a higher power.
3.  Everything passes with time, so it's not worth taking the law into 
your own hands.
4.  The quietest farts are the smelliest.
5.  Cold hands may represent a warm heart, but the opposite is not 
necessarily true.
6.  Not everyone on the Internet is out to scam you.
7.  Americans, who probably invented public relations, for some reason 
are the subjects of wildly inaccurate bad PR. (Maybe it's all the cop 
shows we get over here...)
8.  Not everyone thinks the way you do, so sometimes it's okay to assume 
the worst.
9.  Love is warm feet in bed.
10.  A freshly washed car will be pooped on within a day, even if you 
park in the middle of a desert with no trees or powerlines.