TheBanyanTree: Wanted

[Monique]

Wanted: Agent. Flexible hours, attention to detail, able to turn aging
creative genius into a working creative genius. Creative genius not
included with offer.
 
Wanted: Sense of self. Self not included.
 
Wanted: Perspective. Show me the big picture and why I keep missing it.
Failing that, show me where I fit into the schematics. Do I fit in? Or
am I just taking up space?
 
Wanted: 2 Tacos or a combination plate.
 
Wanted: Foolproof plans with all warranties, guarantees, and promises
that even I can't screw them up. 
 
Wanted: Mentor. Flexible hours, attention to detail not necessary, able
to turn aspiring aspirant into former aspiring aspirant. 
 
Wanted: Balance in the Force. 
 
Wanted: Balance when walking.
 
Wanted: Balance when standing in line.
 
Wanted: Balance. Details to follow: Balance, just enough here, just
enough there, just enough in all the right places.
 
Wanted: Answers. Questions not included.
 
Wanted: Batteries for answer machine. 
 
Wanted: Revenge. Served cold, without appetizer or with, it doesn't
really matter. 
 
Wanted: Self-actualization. Remote control, wireless, with GPS.
 
Wanted: The return of Data.
 
Wanted: Common sense of the uncommon variety.
 
Wanted: Cookies. 
 
Wanted: Focus. Economy size container preferred for long use. No
additives, no derivatives.
 
Wanted: Communication. Ability commensurate with experience. 
 
Wanted: Experience.
 
Wanted: Safety, with guarantees. 
 
Wanted: Guarantees, promises, warranties. Of any nature.
 
Wanted: Justification.
 
Wanted: Explanations.
 
Wanted: Two all beef patties on a sesame seed bun.
 
Wanted: Secrets. In exchange, prepared to offer nothing.