TheBanyanTree: Smoking banana peel
WolfSinger
wolfljsh at insightbb.com
Wed Apr 9 19:14:56 PDT 2003
On 10 Apr 2003 , Peter Macinnis made this statement:
> It would not be too difficult for a full-blown case of
> banana peel abuse to hit America, producing laconic grins, slow speech,
> and a tendency to brush invisible flies away from the face in the
> victims. These are fearful symptoms when confronted in large numbers of
> people at one time.
Peter, I hate to tell you this, but apparently banana peel abuse has
indeed hit America. All the symptoms are there, with one noteable
addition: Farting.
Go to any trailer park (hmmm... you Oz-trail-yans might call them
caravan parks?) in any of the Southern states and you'll find banana
peel abusers by the dozens.
I never knew it was the banana peel - I thought it was cultural!
Wolfie
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