TheBanyanTree: Character Sketch

[Rob Springs Eternal]

Wrote this on the bus today, based on one of my fellow travelers:

He was a security guard in uniform only. Not for lack of trying, to be 
sure, but to see the lanky youth poured into an all-black outfit that only 
served to emphasize his height and thin frame was to see that about the 
only thing he would be capable of in the event of an actual robbery would 
be to use his stilt-like legs to chase after the getaway car shouting 
"Help! Police!" at the top of his lungs and hope to catch some squad car's 
attention.

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Rob McMonigal
twainfan at earthlink.net
http://www.livejournal.com/users/trebro
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"Myers did a great job today but when you
don't score any runs you're not going to win
many games," -Phillies manager Larry Bowa
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