TheBanyanTree: Window shopping for bike gear ='s stress relief.

Barb Edlen mountainwhisper at att.net
Sun Jun 5 10:28:49 PDT 2016


Yep, plain pumpkin and boiled rice. Works a charm. 

✿*゚‘゚・.。.:*

> On Jun 5, 2016, at 3:51 AM, Woofie <woofess at iinet.net.au> wrote:
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> Oh my golly goodness!!!! Feed em boiled/cooked  rice to bind em up. The dogs I mean! 
> W:)
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: TheBanyanTree [mailto:thebanyantree-bounces at lists.remsset.com] On Behalf Of Barb Edlen
> Sent: Friday, 3 June 2016 11:02 PM
> To: thebanyantree at lists.remsset.com
> Subject: TheBanyanTree: Window shopping for bike gear ='s stress relief.
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> 
> My day began @ 3am, right after Jim left for work (of course 😬) with Dane diarrhea. At least she missed the carpet and rugs (the first time 😱 ). Willow, oh Willow. 🙃
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> Sooooooooo I gathered my wits and clean up gear around me and commenced to mop the floors clean with hot Pine Sol water and plenty of Vicks under my nose, candles lit, A/C on and a few strategic windows open. Good Lord Almighty, what a gross mess. Bless her stupid heart for eating the dang fermented grass clumps yesterday. Every mowing season we battle this with the dogs. They consider them a delightful delicacy for some insane reason. 😡☹️🙄😢
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> I dosed her with Imodium and Pepto Bismal tablets, which thankyoubabyJesus work well for her. 
> 
> Three hours later, finally in bed for a few blessed hours of sleep. 
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> Then. We all wake up (I dose her again, because this ain't my first Dane diarrhea rodeo) and I am enjoying sipping my coffee when the horror begins yet again; only worse this time. 
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> She went to get a drink of water and had another accident all over the guest bathroom floor and the den carpet. You know, the BRAND NEW carpet that she so helpfully test barfed on two days ago. 🙄  Why is it always the new stuff that you naively hope can remain clean for oh, say, at least 6 freakin' months??????
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> I was shell shocked at that point. And already in so much pain from round one. But, ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Plus, Rambi would not stop walking thru the mess, because God forbid, he be kept from his food for any length of time. I could have gladly drop kicked him off the front deck. Aaaaaaaaagggggg!!!!!!! But, I gently picked him up (the heavy tubbo - because Jim kept over feeding the cats for several months 😩🤐) and shut him in our bedroom. 
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> Then, I regathered all my heavy duty cleaning supplies, got yet another glob of Vicks (Take stock in the company. You will reap dividends from my business alone. 🙄) and sanitized every blessed thing that needed it, plus an extra radius simply because I was so grossed out. 
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> Annnnnnnnd when I went to get the steam cleaner out of the closet, <sigh> I discovered that Jim had accidentally forgotten to empty the dirty water from it. You know, from a year ago? Can you spell R A N K? At that point I needed and wanted to scream. You know, one of those soul cleansing primal screams that lets at least some of the tension abate. But......1) Willow would have had yet another accident out of sheer terror and 2) The neighbor's down the road would have called the sheriff. And, although Haywood County deputies are super nice and very chivalrous, somehow I don't think they would have been willing to step into my personal poop hell to assist me. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😷🤐😱😱😱😱😱😱 
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> I had called Jim at 2pm and asked him to come home to help me. But, he couldn't leave work. Because, you know, the place would collapse into a big pile of 💩💩💩💩💩💩 if he dared to leave on time. 
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> He did manage to get home by 3:45 with the extra meds and plain canned pumpkin that I needed for Willow. And he willingly jumped into helping me clean and sanitize the steam cleaner. 
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> My house is so super clean!!!!!!!! And thankfully Willow has improved enough to be allowed some pumpkin (it helps with GI upsets) and rice this morning with no bad results. But, wow, my hip and Psoas muscle are killing me!!!
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> I had such plans for today, too. I was going to ride Snowy into town to the sheriff's office to show my ID so they can finish processing my request for a gun permit. For target practice. For stress relief. For days like this. 😳🙄😊
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> Que sera, sera. I'll just have to do it next week.  
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> My stress relief window shopping focus.
> RSD Women's Riot Leather Jacket Black LG/Large 100% Satisfaction - Worldwide Shipping - Huge Selection
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> ✿*゚‘゚・.。.:*
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