TheBanyanTree: Window shopping for bike gear ='s stress relief.

[Monique Colver]

We keep forgetting to schedule the cleaning people to come in. Because
neither of us are THAT person. But it's lovely to have the house clean.




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Monique Colver
Colver Business Solutions
www.colverbusinesssolutions.com
monique.colver at gmail.com
(425) 772-6218

On Fri, Jun 3, 2016 at 1:40 PM, Kitty Park <mzzkitty at gmail.com> wrote:

> I hope it is okay that I grinned while reading about your early morning.
> Not because you were in sh*t up to your ankles but because *I* wasn't.
>
> I humor myself by having a lady come in to clean for me.  And more than
> once, as she's pulling out of the driveway, one of the cats comes in from
> outdoors and throws up on the just-vacuumed carpet.  Not nearly as
> distasteful as cleaning up after a Dane, but still aggravating in my little
> world.
>
> Guess you'll be visiting the sheriff next week.  Something to look forward
> to!
>
>
>
> Kitty
> <mzzkitty at gmail.com>kcp-parkplace.blogspot.com
> <http://parkplaceohio.com>
>
>
> On Fri, Jun 3, 2016 at 11:01 AM, Barb Edlen <mountainwhisper at att.net>
> wrote:
>
> >
> > My day began @ 3am, right after Jim left for work (of course 😬) with
> Dane
> > diarrhea. At least she missed the carpet and rugs (the first time 😱 ).
> > Willow, oh Willow. 🙃
> >
> > Sooooooooo I gathered my wits and clean up gear around me and commenced
> to
> > mop the floors clean with hot Pine Sol water and plenty of Vicks under my
> > nose, candles lit, A/C on and a few strategic windows open. Good Lord
> > Almighty, what a gross mess. Bless her stupid heart for eating the dang
> > fermented grass clumps yesterday. Every mowing season we battle this with
> > the dogs. They consider them a delightful delicacy for some insane
> reason.
> > 😡☹️🙄😢
> >
> > I dosed her with Imodium and Pepto Bismal tablets, which
> thankyoubabyJesus
> > work well for her.
> >
> > Three hours later, finally in bed for a few blessed hours of sleep.
> >
> > Then. We all wake up (I dose her again, because this ain't my first Dane
> > diarrhea rodeo) and I am enjoying sipping my coffee when the horror
> begins
> > yet again; only worse this time.
> >
> > She went to get a drink of water and had another accident all over the
> > guest bathroom floor and the den carpet. You know, the BRAND NEW carpet
> > that she so helpfully test barfed on two days ago. 🙄  Why is it always
> the
> > new stuff that you naively hope can remain clean for oh, say, at least 6
> > freakin' months??????
> >
> > I was shell shocked at that point. And already in so much pain from round
> > one. But, ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Plus, Rambi would not stop
> walking
> > thru the mess, because God forbid, he be kept from his food for any
> length
> > of time. I could have gladly drop kicked him off the front deck.
> > Aaaaaaaaagggggg!!!!!!! But, I gently picked him up (the heavy tubbo -
> > because Jim kept over feeding the cats for several months 😩🤐) and shut
> > him in our bedroom.
> >
> > Then, I regathered all my heavy duty cleaning supplies, got yet another
> > glob of Vicks (Take stock in the company. You will reap dividends from my
> > business alone. 🙄) and sanitized every blessed thing that needed it,
> plus
> > an extra radius simply because I was so grossed out.
> >
> > Annnnnnnnd when I went to get the steam cleaner out of the closet, <sigh>
> > I discovered that Jim had accidentally forgotten to empty the dirty water
> > from it. You know, from a year ago? Can you spell R A N K? At that point
> I
> > needed and wanted to scream. You know, one of those soul cleansing primal
> > screams that lets at least some of the tension abate. But......1) Willow
> > would have had yet another accident out of sheer terror and 2) The
> > neighbor's down the road would have called the sheriff. And, although
> > Haywood County deputies are super nice and very chivalrous, somehow I
> don't
> > think they would have been willing to step into my personal poop hell to
> > assist me. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😷🤐😱😱😱😱😱😱
> >
> > I had called Jim at 2pm and asked him to come home to help me. But, he
> > couldn't leave work. Because, you know, the place would collapse into a
> big
> > pile of 💩💩💩💩💩💩 if he dared to leave on time.
> >
> > He did manage to get home by 3:45 with the extra meds and plain canned
> > pumpkin that I needed for Willow. And he willingly jumped into helping me
> > clean and sanitize the steam cleaner.
> >
> > My house is so super clean!!!!!!!! And thankfully Willow has improved
> > enough to be allowed some pumpkin (it helps with GI upsets) and rice this
> > morning with no bad results. But, wow, my hip and Psoas muscle are
> killing
> > me!!!
> >
> > I had such plans for today, too. I was going to ride Snowy into town to
> > the sheriff's office to show my ID so they can finish processing my
> request
> > for a gun permit. For target practice. For stress relief. For days like
> > this. 😳🙄😊
> >
> > Que sera, sera. I'll just have to do it next week.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > My stress relief window shopping focus.
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> >
> >
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