TheBanyanTree: Useless

[Jim Miller]

A few minutes ago, I asked Linda how to do something. She said, "Give me two
minutes." In a couple of minutes, she came into the room and told me what I
needed to do. Then she told me that she can get anything she needs on
Pinterest. I'm sure she spends hours on Pinterest before I'm even up in the
morning.
 
I makes me wonder; if she gets everything she needs on Pinterest, she no
longer needs me. I should quietly pack my bag and slip away. Perhaps
someday, I'll show up on Pinterest, and she'll need me again.
 
Jim