TheBanyanTree: Weird Dreams

[woofie at woofess.com]

> SNIP
> When we got to China there were the anticipated problems with passports,
> taxis (I lost some of you for a while - somehow I just expected that
> we'd all be a lot more travel- competent, especially Woofess, who has
> actually gone to China but seemed to be continually getting lost.)  I
> finally got tired enough of arguing with Chinese officials (oh, yeah, I
> could speak fluent Mandarin - imagine!)

I want that dream modified forthwith! If not, my dream lawyers will talk
to your dream lawyers tonight! I DO NOT GET LOST!

Woof, who will be popping into Theta's head tonight to check that dreadful
slur upon her character has been corrected!
:)