TheBanyanTree: brrrr.....

[Mike Pingleton]

no bum's rush, I beg;
northbound southern portions oft
warm this old bum's heart.

> pffffftttt! pfffft! mon ami
> more to love is attitude
> moi no like you now
>>
>> bum muffs a bon mot;
>> inventing bum reducer,
>> women love me more?
>>
>>> ear muffs help loud noise
>>> maybe invent bum muffs soon
>>> women love you lots
>>>
>>>> a minute too long;
>>>> seat is now a ring of fire
>>>> neighbors cover ears.
>>>>
>>>>> blow dryer on high
>>>>> seat wonderfully hot so fast
>>>>> no can wait to sit
>>>>>
>>>>>> sit for a minute
>>>>>> fully clothed, to heat cold seat.
>>>>>> warm buns say thank you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> cold seat wakes me up
>>>>>> brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr
>>>>>> turn the heat on NOW