TheBanyanTree: brrrr.....

[Mike Pingleton]

bum muffs a bon mot;
inventing bum reducer,
women love me more?

> ear muffs help loud noise
> maybe invent bum muffs soon
> women love you lots
>
>> a minute too long;
>> seat is now a ring of fire
>> neighbors cover ears.
>>
>>> blow dryer on high
>>> seat wonderfully hot so fast
>>> no can wait to sit
>>>
>>>> sit for a minute
>>>> fully clothed, to heat cold seat.
>>>> warm buns say thank you.
>>>>
>>>> cold seat wakes me up
>>>> brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr
>>>> turn the heat on NOW