TheBanyanTree: More strange laws you can still get arrested for

[LLDeMerle]

I had so much fun mocking some of the laws from 
“YOU CAN GET ARRESTED FOR,” that I went on a 
hunt. Reportedly, a guy named Otto von Bismark 
said, “Laws are like sausages. It is better not 
to see them made.” I beg to differ. Especially on the why they were made part.

In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to dress 
Alligators in women’s clothing. – Women’s 
clothing. Not men’s clothing, you noticed. Thos 
leads me to the conclusion that Miami is opposed to cross-dressing alligators.

In Boston, Mass, it is illegal to use a computer 
in a way to induce sexual arousal in rodents. – 
Now you know this one is recent! I’m suspecting 
MIT had something to do with this one.

In Brooklyn, New York, it is a misdemeanor for a 
taxi cab not to carry a bale of hay in the trunk. 
Or to feed your horse within 150 feet of a 
gathering of publicly elected officials. – This 
seems a bit petty to me on both accounts, 
considering that Manhattan was suffocating in 
manure before the subway. I refer to:

In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse 
manure more than six feet high on a street 
corner. – See? San Franciscans have their 
priorities in order as well as being fabulously color-coordinated.

In Mesquite, Texas, for example, it’s a crime for 
children to have unusual haircuts. – How I could 
have used this law back in 1959 before my mother 
cut my bangs on a slant so steep that my comb 
needed a St. Bernard to rescue it.

And in Bexley, Ohio, it’s illegal to install slot 
machines in an outhouse. – This makes sense. Can 
you imagine the line of people with their legs crossed waiting to get in?

In Atlanta, it’s illegal to tie a giraffe to a 
telephone pole. – I vote for this one. That’s just wrong.

Last, but not at all least is my very favorite:

(drum roll, please)

In Kansas it is illegal to strap a mongoose to 
the roof of your car and to drive more than 15 
mph. – If that didn’t make you laugh out loud, you are impaired.



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