TheBanyanTree: An Apple A Day

[Laura]

 Sugar.
 
Preferably in some of it's stickier forms.  Cinnamon rolls are good.  Cheese
Danish works too.  Hummingbird cake.  Dots.  Good N' Plentys.  Gummy snakes.
 Caramel.   When you eat it, be sure to leave those bits that have stuck
between your teeth right where they are.  That's what saliva is for, right? 
Eventually, in a few years, your teeth will rot out completely, and you'll
never have to worry about the evil dentist again.
 
Oh, and for goodness sake, stop eating those apples!  Don't you know that
every time you eat an apple it *cleans* your teeth?
 
Yer welcome,
 
Laura 
wolfljshus at insightbb.com 
-------Original Message------- 
 
From: Monique 
Date: 03/25/06 12:13:54 
To: thebanyantree-remsset.com at lists.remsset.com 
Subject: TheBanyanTree: An Apple A Day 
 
I shall be anxiously awaiting your news of such a food product that can keep

the dentist away. An immediate response is appreciated, as they're starting 
to gather outside my front door.