TheBanyanTree: It would so easy to seduce me at the moment...

[Sachet]

I just got the monthly reminder from remsset about certain household 
chores that need to be done now.

Some woman are seduced by candy, flowers, back rubs, jewelry, eating out 
or other similar luxuries. As I sat there reading the dreaded list of 
chores awaiting me, a different kind of very tantalizing seduction came 
to my mind. <g>

A perceptive man would understand that I would make him his most 
favorite dessert in the whole entire world if he would add the Rid-X to 
the septic system for me. [Without being told.] I always feel so icky 
after touching the box and pouring the stuff in, even when I wear gloves 
and hold my breath. I hate doing this chore!

A wise man would check the air purifier filters around the house and 
then justifiably expect a full body rub for being so caring and 
attentive to the health of his family. [Without being told and without 
making a huge stinkin' deal about needing directions.] It's not rocket 
science.

A discerning man would climb down into the crawl space each month to 
check and/or exchange the air handler filter on the furnace and also 
check/replace the other filter in the garage. [Without being told and 
without asking where the extra filters are kept. And most especially 
without kneeling on the a/c drain pipe and cracking it so I never ask 
him to do it again.]

I think this last one is what would be the most seductive to me. I would 
be happy to climb into bed and lick a discerning man from head to toe if 
he were to do such a thang for me.

<g>

...Sachet