TheBanyanTree: The Fix

[Julie Anna Teague]

Quoting PJMoney <pmon3694 at bigpond.net.au>:

> But he won't be here.  And neither will his father be here.  Dear
> me.      

I see only one viable solution--the month long rental of a Cabana Boy, for the
removal of large spiders and lizards and the serving of cool libations.  But
don't tell the spouse of your plans or he may hurry and be back in a couple of
weeks.  

Humorously yours, 
Julie