TheBanyanTree: News from Woofie

[Woofie]

I meant ter send me reply ter the list, but gort gungled up cuz I was
using this terminal in Changi airport, wot is in Dingypore. As fer
battin me scruffies at a nice Brit policeman...no bleedin way...them
nice policemen is now wanderin around alla airports in Brit land
nursing MP5s (or similar sub machine/cut down auto rifles) in their
paws..  I tell youse folks...it is very off putting!!

Oh yeah...me bladder situation....I found a disabled dunny...disabled
dunnies is wunnerful inventions cuz they is big enuff ter fit yer
luggage trolleys in em:))))

W:)
PS..I is now home.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 7:39:49 PM, John,
 wrote:

JB> It'd still be in transit, Woofie... us midlanders don't do emergencies!

JB> What you should have done, failing a disabled loo you could schlep yr
JB> trolley into, was made eyes at a nice policeman and got him to guard your
JB> luggage for yer while your were otherwise engaged...

JB> Safe flight, luv...

JB> John:)
JB> ====
JB> At 06:16 23/08/2005 -0400, you wrote:
>>All I CAN say is that anyone who was a real gennelman would have air
>>freighted me one of them discreet inflatable potties from Nottingham
>>orwherever soze I could relieve me meself!!<G>
>>I is in Changi Airport atm, wot is in Dingypore..waitin fer me next 
>>flight...behave yerselfs!
>>W:)

JB> --

JB> John Bailey   Lincolnshire, England

JB> journal of a writing man:
JB> <http://www.oldgreypoet.com>




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