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[Mike Pingleton]

Ah, Time Traveler, if you could only go back in time and save those directions 
on how to unsubscribe...

But I guess if you could do that, then you never would have sent your message, 
and I never would have responded, and I'd probably be getting some real work 
done.  Or if I could go back in time, I could shoot Al Gore, and the internet 
would never have been invented, and we'd all be spam-free and have a lot of 
spare time on our hands.  But if that happened, then the only Banyan Tree 
would be real trees, and we'd all be leading our disconnected lives, with me 
in prison (I shot Al, remember?), eating real Spam.  OK, let's cross that one 
out.  I kind of like Al Gore anyway, even if he is a bit er, uh, oar-like.

I need a nap.  That's the safest form of time travel, provided you wake up.

Mike